Question:
I went on a job interview the other day. Now I'm not really looking for another
job, but it doesn't hurt to see what's out there. I saw a great one in the
paper with much higher pay then what I was getting. However, I wasn't really
qualified but I decided to apply anyway. A week later, I became very excited
when I was called in for an interview.
Realizing that I didn't submit a resume when I filled out the application, I
brought a copy with me to the interview. My prospective employer asked a few
questions then read through my resume. After a few anxious moments as I sat in
silence waiting for him to finish reading, he put down my resume.
He looked up at me and said, "We have an opening for someone like you."
"Really?" I replied excitedly. "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
Answer:
An applicant for a job with the federal government was filling
out the application form. He came to this question: "Do you
favor the overthrow of the United States government by force,
subversion, or violence?" Thinking it was a multiple-choice
question, he checked "violence."
